QOTD: What will be your famous last words?
“do you press rewind on this thing?”
Submitted by Elisheva Chana.
everyone loved “who can hold their breath the longest on the monkey bars”. such a challenge.
Submitted by falcon.kmc.
in no particular order
oops I forgot to mention which ones are enjoyable
Submitted by Sunscreem.

In no particular order…
1) cold, wet bread with mace pepper extract
2) water with sprouts (when dieting)
3) melted wax lips
Since I don’t have a javapodz or a whatzipacket fancy espresso machine. I’m drinking office coffee. I think the blend is “roasted coffee bean”, which tastes much better freshly brewed.
the question isn’t WHAT I’m drinking though, so I’d say my favorite blend of coffee is costa rican - you can’t go wrong.
my favorite blend of tea is honesty.
What was the worst job you ever had?
probably washing a whole barn of goat terds clean twice a day in 100 degree summer weather. the poop was washed into a tank underneath a grate the goats walked around on. can we say chewed up everything i owned and a nasty poop-happy mosquito problem. i used to spray the bugs into the zapper which added the smell of burnt hair to goat smells.
Q: Ever run for office? (School, club, organization, politics, etc.) Did you get elected?
Once I ran for scribe in scouts. I won and it elevated my ego to the degree that joined the track team. I quickly came to the realization that I didn’t know exactly what a “scribe” did. The end result was that I swore off pickled eggs and booze.