[sometimes I'm a dreamer and sometimes my cat sits on my head friendly side first. 
well there was juvee, and then mac and cheese summer camp when I was four was weird because there weren’t too many summer programs back then designed to complicate the large intestine. sure beat the “scared straight” program hosted by dan akroyd.
I like this question, so I’ll take a shot. yuck yuck.
chocolate mushroom bread pudding - it’s what you do when you have old bread, old mushrooms, old red wine, and then are thinking that chocolate and kahlúa might be good flavors on that. I even made a nice presentation, but it was so sick.
for the men
for the women
three things off the top of my head:
taking the butter out of the fridge to let it get gooey-like
putting used dryer sheets in all of my clothes
airdrumming/airguitar to old radiohead cds
someplace outside of medford, oregon. near a motel six there was this greasy super greasy breakfast joint/greek restaurant that I ate at. I remember eating a late breakfast around 11am there, and it was enough fuel to get me to los angeles!
I’m sure, strangely, that this has happened to many people, one other guy in my tiny dorm suite for sure.
dorms
showertime - get the grit off
soap check, ‘poo check, condi check, toothbrushpaste check, towel check
who needs to bring a change of fresh(er) clothes?
who needs to bring a key?
key left in dorm room
single dorm room
ha/ra not in town
big big frown
so I walked across the quad in a towel
and got an ha/ra on duty to let me in
good thing I went to school in so. cal where people frequently are walking around with a towel or sari
the club
owned since ‘96
has protected my car from theft
due to its hideous sunfaded peeling away aesthetics
and overall sense that the club is the most valuable piece inside aside from the old maps and tourbooks
1) Heimdalsgate Like a Promethean Curse - Of Montreal
2) I Better Be Quite Now - Elliott Smith
3) God Knows (You Gotta Give To Get) - El Perro Del Mar
4) Get Myself Into It - The Rapture
5) Bei Mir Bist Du Schon - The Andrew Sisters
6) Medley: Just A Gigolo/I Ain’t Got Nobody - Louis Prima & His Orchestra
7 Fun Loving Nun - Of Montreal (wow they showed up twice, can you believe I missed them in concert?)
8 Huddle Formation - The Go! Team
9 Dead Passengers - Sondre Lerche
10 Bakers Dozen - by me and friend erik
the hardest part of making this list is that I had to stop and listen to a few of the songs, some are lord king mooers.
