1026 granville st, granville strip

oh my god, someone turn off the music from their website!!! went to eat here and some party cancelled (skipped) their reservations up in the sacred $600-minimum-bed-suites upstairs, so like cheeky little monkeys, we slid right in and lived like VIP’s (with frugal waybill).  highlights were of course the exotic atmosphere with tapestries and small narrow water glasses.  oxtail cappelletti was to die for, but also was so rich that my heart stopped for about 4 seconds of gastric delight.  not bad for a no show.  the beds were luxurious, but also sanitary, so really kind of sticky like a wrestling mat.  people in them were obsessed with their privacy which consisted of a see-through pasmeena.  we ended up eating in a bit of a chilly dining hall with a huge armoire that piqued my interest - was it a backless gateway like narnia? did it hold riches? sacred goblets? no.  it held napkins yo.  bleh.