starting with 30 rock - here’s ten phrases from channel surfing

1. Well you look happy, somebody just have a rootbeer float?
2. If I really like going to it, it kills me.
3. But Harper wouldn’t back down
4. Look Connie I came to take you somewhere, what’s the matter?
5. Nissan sees sales slumping in US and Japan
6. So if your life cycle changes unexpectedly
7. It doesn’t mean I can’t lay you down woman and touch your skin
8. and a line here and a line here and a line for a handle
9. heat activated to help more torque hit the road
10. has anyone seen marios pestil, he’s lost it
    tonight, ten channels didn’t make much sense together, so I’ve cut a few words from each phrase and created a three second script…

setting: 1940’s in Glendale, CA. downtown_Smooth Ed pulls up to Connie in a convertible. Connie is in a group of friends returning home from cheerleader practise_

Smooth Ed: “Well you look happy.” *car slows to a stop* [sarcastic] “It KILLS me.”

Connie: *sigh* “Back down”

Smooth Ed: *squints with attitude* “Look Connie I came to take you somewhere *gesticulates treading water* in US and Japan. If your life cycle changes unexpectedly, it doesn’t mean a line here and a line here and a line to help.”

*long pause, then Smooth Ed accelerates slowly away”

Connie: *rolls eyes to girlfriends* “He’s lost it.”

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